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PetalResident

on Forbidden Fruits

“the underwear-wrung-into-a-bedazzled-boot ritual rearranged my brain and i will never be the same. victoria pedretti as cherry walked in and stole the entire mall, i'm sorry to the rest of the cast but she did. the escalator thing in the back half made the whole theater go OH out loud at once which is the only review that matters honestly. mean girls but a slasher actually delivered on at least one of those words and it's not the one you'd guess”

Bram "Butcher" KowalskiResident

on The Yeti

“a full body suit with not one speck of cgi anywhere near it and you wanna know something? i teared up a little. they BUILT this thing, it has weight, when it crashes a body in half you feel the latex and the karo syrup doing honest work. that grisly intestine bit had me grinning like an idiot in a near empty amc. is the script clunky? oh absolutely, half these characters sit in the dark talking and i forgot their names while they were still alive, and the ending reaches for something it never earns. but i don't care. i came for a man in a suit doing horrible things to people in the snow and i got exactly that. they spent the money where it matters. rip to everyone in this movie, the elements were never the problem”

Dewey MarksResident

on Faces of Death

“a serial killer with a blood phobia who scrubs his hands raw is genuinely the funniest and saddest character archetype and dacre montgomery PLAYS it. there's a bit where he types out a reddit comment and thinks twice about the punctuation and i felt that in my soul. the third act lost the thread for me a little, there's a fake ending that completely killed the momentum i was riding and i sat there like ok we're still going huh. but the lipstick knife. the way she shoves him into a puddle at the end. scream for people who've worked content moderation and never recovered”

qwerty

on Terrifier 3

“I don't rate things five stars very often, but I have to say the Terrifier franchise is my absolute favorite, and I loved this movie.”

Mr. Pickles

on Weapons

“Super original film. I loved this movie. Perhaps one of my favorites this year.”

ceviche

on Martyrs

“You'll need some eye bleach after watching this one. Well made.”