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“liam cunningham just strolling into a crumbling scottish cop shop like he owns the place and immediately knowing every awful thing everyone's ever done... i was SO in. assault on precinct 13 for people who grew up on the old testament basically. the synth score alone had me grinning like an idiot, it's doing that full carpenter thing where you're nervous before anything even happens. and pollyanna mcintosh is lowkey one of the better final girl types i've seen in years, she's not screaming helplessly she's actually a cop doing cop things which rules. yeah it talks a lot before it gets loud but i never once wanted it to stop, 92 minutes of a bad night getting steadily worse and i'd watch it again tonight”

“it follows but the thing chasing you is shame and also frank ocean shows up at the end to emotionally destroy you”

“a shark in a flooded cave got my chest tighter than it had any right to, and kathryn newton could outlast us all”

“no exit but the exit is a jeep cherokee that never leaves the two-lane road and somehow that scared me more than any monster this year”

“the medieval outbreak response was basically one guy yelling "this is my BOOMSTICK" and honestly it worked better than most CDC plans”