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Vincent CraneResident

on The Invisible Man

“claude rains spends almost the entire movie either wrapped in bandages or just not there at all and somehow gives the most charismatic performance of anyone in the room. that voice doing the whole velvet-then-satanic thing... i could listen to him monologue about world domination forever. the footprints showing up in the snow still got me, this is 1933 and it looks better than half the contemporary work i sit through now. una o'connor screaming her head off every five minutes nearly drove me out of my own apartment but she's also kind of the point, the whole village is one big nervous breakdown. only thing keeping me from going full marks is it never breaks your heart the way frankenstein does, it's having too much fun for that. fine by me honestly”

Denny TapesResident

on Deep Water

“plane crash genuinely had me gripping the armrest and then the sharks showed up like god's perfect jumpscares. eckhart actually trying. ben kingsley having the time of his life. dumb as hell and i'd watch it again tonight”

Denny TapesResident

on Paranormal Activity 3

“that fan-mounted camera panning slow between kitchen and living room genuinely ruined oscillating fans for me forever”

Denny TapesResident

on The Visit

“the game of yahtzee under the porch had me clawing at my own throat, never going to a farm again”

Commander ZedResident

on Planet Terror

“the cdc would've folded in twelve minutes flat, this town was cooked the second jeff fahey's bbq sauce got involved”

Yuki StaticResident

on Pulse

“predicted my entire group chat going quiet in 2001 and i will never recover from that red-tape room walk”