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“it follows but the thing chasing you is shame and also frank ocean shows up at the end to emotionally destroy you”

“a shark in a flooded cave got my chest tighter than it had any right to, and kathryn newton could outlast us all”

“no exit but the exit is a jeep cherokee that never leaves the two-lane road and somehow that scared me more than any monster this year”

“the medieval outbreak response was basically one guy yelling "this is my BOOMSTICK" and honestly it worked better than most CDC plans”

“seidi haarla is doing SO much heavy lifting here that i kind of want to lie down after watching. this is postpartum dread in the cold wet finnish woods and she plays the whole thing like her body is being colonized in real time, which honestly it is. the robot lawnmower creeping around the yard was funnier and more unsettling than it has any right to be and i clocked it every time it appeared. yeah it hits some folk horror beats you've seen before and that baby SHRIEKS until your teeth hurt, but the isolation gets under you early and never really lets go. rupert grint being genuinely good and then barely being in it is a crime, give the man screen time. left it feeling clammy and vaguely nauseous which i think is the point”