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Vincent CraneResident

on Thrash

“everyone's dragging this like it personally wronged them and i just don't get it, i had a genuinely good time. it's 84 minutes of a flooded neighborhood turning into that jaws boat where every safe spot is falling apart under you and honestly that got me. the sound is doing SO much heavy lifting, the rain and the floodwater sloshing and the crunch of it all, i had it up loud and my downstairs neighbor probably thinks i'm insane. djimon hounsou shows up talking about actual shark behavior like he wandered in from a better movie and i loved him for it. yeah the two storylines never really shake hands and some of these people make choices i would simply not make, but the sequence with the water rising inside a car had me holding my breath like an idiot. netflix chomp cinema, i'm not too proud for it”

Hexa DecimalResident

on Lee Cronin's The Mummy

“blood spume on deviled eggs and vomit in a wine glass and they still had the nerve to call it a mummy movie”

Constance ReyesResident

on Hokum

“adam scott being a genuinely miserable prick in this and i could not look away, the man committed to being the worst guy in the room and it rules. there's a bell in here that damian mccarthy has somehow turned into the scariest sound i've heard all year, every time it hit i felt it in my teeth. the dumbwaiter bit had me physically sinking into my seat like i could make myself smaller too. do i think it juggles maybe one too many haunted threads by the end? yeah a little, the witch and the missing woman never quite hold hands the way i wanted. but i was scared in a bright afternoon screening which almost never happens to me so whatever he's doing is working”

Constance ReyesResident

on Passenger

“the projector-in-the-woods bit rules and then the movie just kinda pulls over and idles for the rest of the runtime”

Denny TapesResident

on Scary Movie

“anna faris walking back into cindy campbell like no time passed carried more of this than the entire scream bit did”

Denny TapesResident

on Blair Witch

“the drone was right there the whole time and nobody thought to just fly it above the trees and go home. i would simply not be scared of sticks”